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笑话三则

今天与朋友数人逛什刹海、吃烤肉季、游国家大剧院,偶得笑话三则,特记之。

一、在荷花市场的星巴克里,服务员问我们分别要些什么,我望着高处的菜单扫了几眼,然后说:“Cappuccino”,同学A听后忽然把眼镜摘下来递了给我,我报之以一脸茫然,同学A说:“你不是说看不清楚么?”我不禁绝倒。

二、国家大剧院的正面,同学B看着刚照的照片,脱口赞道:“完美的大椭圆!”同学C忽然问:“哪儿有完美的大腿?”

三、这是一个很久以前的故事,在国家大剧院还没盖出样子的时候,同学B来到此地,向一个当地老太太问路:“您知道那个大剧院在什么地方吗?”老太太眼睛瞪得溜圆:“你说什么大妓院??!!”


Posted on : 十 14 2007
Posted under 默认 |

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六 16, 2008 - 05:06:38
shiawase said:

这个好玩

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一 20, 2009 - 10:01:19
ChocoClara said:

LOL, 很好笑!

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